terça-feira, 17 de março de 2009

Aquele beijo


Acordo com um raio de sol que de alguma maneira conseguiu atravessar o meu estore.

Sorrio.

Deitei-me tarde porque esperei pelo teu beijo. Porque esse teu beijo vale a pena a espera. Porque esse teu beijo me toca muito mais fundo do que à superfície dos meus lábios.

Desde aquele primeiro beijo eu soube que encontrei o que procurava há tanto tempo: Desejo.

Há qualquer coisa magnética em ti...

Acho que descobri a Química.

quarta-feira, 9 de abril de 2008

The news


Well girls... I must say that a lot has changed since the last time I posted something here.
Starting with my trip to London...the city I'm now looking forward to live in.
I'm so in love...I'm so devoted to my relationship..You wouldn't recognize me and I wouldn't recognize myself. I'm just happy and I know my future is bright. Now I know better what I want to do with my life. "I once was lost but now I'm found...was blind but now I see".

=) I miss you girls so much, and I'll miss you more when I leave. I just hope that you girls know that I wouldn't be who I am today if I hadn't met you. You will always be a part of me.

By the way...I'm feeling really lucky. I'm being proved (again) that there are no coincidences in this world. I'm alive and I'm breathing...and that's enough to make me smile at this very moment.

Love you girls...*

PS. A foto ilustra aquilo q o meu jipe se poderia ter tornado se a roda tivesse saltado uns Kilometros antes...

sexta-feira, 15 de fevereiro de 2008

I'm not back..

Não voltei não..não estou satisfeita, não estou cheia, não estou de volta eu..mesmo EU...não sei até que ponto isso será bom ou mau, deixarei o tempo decidir. Mas não voltei, não pensem..nem pensem sequer que voltarei tão cedo. Mas estou bem..e enquanto estiver bem vou-me deixar estar..vou andando e vou vendo, por isso não se preocupem. Estou bem sim, muito bem =)
Temos de marcar um jantar =P pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseee!! *

quarta-feira, 13 de fevereiro de 2008

A Ana, a melhor funcionária do IKEA

A Ikea criou uma assistente virtual feminina para ajudar os seus clientes na navegação da página.

Ao entrar em http://www.ikea.com/pt/ no canto superior direito há uma opção "Perguntar à Ana". Se clicares vai abrir uma janela e aparece a Ana.

Pode-se perguntar o que se quiser, por Sofás, flores, móveis e ela
responde...

Agora vem a parte divertida:
experimenta estas perguntas e ve o que ela responde:

1 - Gosto de ti!
2 - Mostra-me os peitos!
3 - Que olhos tão giros!
4 - Feia!
5 - Amo-te!
6 - Queres fazer sexo?
7 - Vamos pinar?
8 - Gostas de mim?
9 - Tens namorado?
10 - Onde vives?
11 - Posso convidar-te para jantar?
12 - Cheiras mal!
13 - Abre a blusa
14 - es virgem?


terça-feira, 5 de fevereiro de 2008

E a frase do carnaval foi...

" APETECE-ME FERRAR OS DENTES.... GRRRRRRRRRR "

domingo, 3 de fevereiro de 2008

Actualizações ao questionário

Venho por este meio informar que procedo às devidas actualizações do questionário proposto no início deste Blog. Creio que todas as outras informações ainda sejam válidas. Realmente, as coisas que mudaram foram: a coloração do meu cabelo e o meu estado civil.

- És morena(o) ou loiro (a): Neste momento?..Ruiva/Loira...ng percebe bem
- Namorado/namorada: FREE! I'M FREE! (and available =P)

E mais digo de outra vez qq q me apeteça vir cá..suas trengas cagaram no blog! lol..
Nós somos mt ocupadas..ms eu ainda arranjo 5minutos às 5 da manhã p vir aki marcar presença =P
Temos q nos juntar pa javardar :P *

quarta-feira, 9 de janeiro de 2008

Please Listen to me!

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

sexta-feira, 28 de dezembro de 2007

dedicado aqueles homens...

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a cock fight
I can tell I just know
That it's going down
Tonight

At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dick head put his hands on me
But you see

[chorus:]
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
'Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Midnight I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance by myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch back up
I'm not the one
Buh-bye

Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight

[chorus:]
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
'Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break
Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me, yeah

You know who you are
High fivin, talkin shit, but you're going home alone aren't cha?

[chorus:]
Cause I'm not here for your entertainment (No)
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second (Just stop and take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over (Know it's over)
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
(It's just you and your hand)

[chorus:]
I'm not here for your entertainment (No no no)
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second (Just take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Yeah oh

terça-feira, 25 de dezembro de 2007

NUBIDADE (pouco interessante)

Só para actualizar o meu quetionário.. quanto àquela pergunta de quantos toques antes de atender o telemovel...agora sao os suficientes para a ouvir o meu novo toque até ao fim: A POPOTA!!!!!!
feliz natal com a popota para todos